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"How Can I Tell This Customer To Fuck Off Without Getting Fired" - an anthology by retail workers worldwide

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So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this


And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at it and


My mum is the best 

Whenever I see this I think well what if you weren’t gay and you came home one day to this

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you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?

the astronauts?

the rappers?

the concert pianists?

but you, the tumblr blogger

you won

(Source: blacksupervillain)

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high resolution →
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the first person to be mute must have been like

(Source: michaxl)

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don’t lie to me i know there was at least one person you recall seeing in high school who had no chill and wore a fucking trenchcoat nd he moved through the halls like he the undertaker on his way to the ring or some shit

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